Diner Dirt Busters - old-style table top vacuums
Remember the Squeezy Tomato? It was a plastic ketchup dispenser, beloved of old cafes and recently revived by Heinz. Well, if you're looking for something to match up on your dining (or should that be diner) table, you could try these Diner Dirt Busters.
They might look like vintage squeezy novelties, but these are the complete opposite - they clear up your mess. Yes, both the burger and the muffin are mini vacuum cleaners, ideal if you have a spillage at the table (a dry one ideally).
They're small enough not to get in the way and powered by just 2x AA batteries. If you want one, they retail for £9.99 each.