French Connection have just launched a new home collection featuring several retro-inspired items, including this Born FC clock.
It's a classic wooden circular clock with nice chunky numerals to give it that retro look. It's also been deliberately aged so you can pretend it's something you stumbled across in a salvage yard. So far, so good. What a shame then that they've ruined the effect by putting the brand name and 'Born 1972' across the middle of the clock.
If that doesn't put you off, or perhaps you were also born in 1972, the clock will set you back £95.
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