If your school days were anything like mine, they probably involved doing as little as possible and the occasional scrape – certainly not Head Boy material – but unless your dad knew the headmaster, that dream was always doomed.
Never fear – you can fool the world with these enamel school badges. Available as Head Girl, Head Boy or, for the more modest, a Prefect – each has hinge pin fastening with a safety lock and come in a presentation box. You can scribble your own "thanks for everything, all the best, headmaster" message inside when you get it.
Available now – £4.95 each or £12.99 for all three.
Find out more from the I Want One Of Those website