Nothing quite says kitsch like a pink flamingo. If that’s what you house is lacking, do check out this Carnival Fiesta Flamingo Light, which is available at Talking Tables.
Yes, this is a large lamp shaped like a pink flamingo. In fact, it is down as an ‘XL’, coming in around 52vm tall and with lights dotted around its head and body. Downside? Well, not sure it is a downside, but it does take batteries rather than running on the mains. On the plus side, no ugly wires to worry about.
If you want one, you can pick this up for £35.