If you wander round the junk shops (as we often do), you’ll certainly see a boat-shaped cocktail bar on your travels, typically like this one currently on eBay.
As cheesy as it comes, you can pretend to be the captain of the ship, whilst at the same time throwing together a couple of cocktails or pouring a warm beer. The glass is real, there’s plenty of storage down below, along with a bottle opener and lights.
This one has a slightly optimistic starting price of £150 – if that’s a bit rich, keep checking those junk shops.
See the full details at eBay