If you don't fancy the idea (and the pain) of an old school tattoo on your body, how about one for the living room? That's what you get with the CB2 vintage-style Tattoo rug.
A fairly large rug, coming in at around 5ft x 8ft and made of 100 per cent wool, complete with a design that wouldn't look out of place in the Sailor Jerry range. Or indeed, on an old sailor's forearm.
Coming to CB2 in the US in July (who do ship worldwide), it will sell for $349, which is around £210 right now.
Big thanks to Beatgrrrl for the tip off!