Though the days of the traditional cafe seem to be threatened you can celebrate the attractions of a Full English with this Fry-up T-Shirt produced by Super Superficial and Culturelabel.
The T-Shirt, which is screen-printed in London, illustrates everything you might for the perfect fry-up, from the brown sauce and ketchup to the mug of tea to the chequered table cloth. And this treat is available for everyone: it's a unisex design.
Slightly pricier than the average fry-up though, at £35.
Order it here.