The biggest problem we can see with the Savon Lego-style soap set by Donkey is that you'll be scared of actually using it.
If you like the idea of wandering about town like an '80s yuppie, you might want to invest in The Brick by Binatone.
These were around some years back, then subsequently disappeared from the racks. Thankfully, the Lego salt and pepper set is now back on the shelves.
In the '80s, a 'Brick' handset was only available to the affluent few. But in 2012, the Bluetooth Brick Phone by Shisa Labs is an altogether more affordable proposition.
As we seem to be on the verge of re-living the 1980s both politically and economically, you might want to accessorise yourself with something that fits the era – like this Thumbs Up iPhone case.
Yes, not only is it a case to keep your iPhone safe, it also turns your cutting-edge smartphone into one that looks like first generation yuppie's phone. Or Del Boy off Only Fools and Horses if you want a lower-rent comparison.
It still gives you access to all the controls and fits 2nd, 3rd and 4th generation iPhones, as well as giving your mates a laugh. Thing is, they might be laughing at you rather than with you. £12.99 gets you one.
Update: You can now buy one of these online from the Firebox website.