Sadly, Rod Hull has long departed, but we still have Emu, returning here as a large or small puppet.
What can you say, except this is an official replica of the original 1970s (and 80s) Emu (more professional in many ways), giving you license to attack friends and family at will. Because as we all know, it isn't you, it's the Emu. And of course, you can manipulate that sift beak into various expressions, just for added effect.
Who knows…it could be a whole new career for you in light entertainment – and all for just £14.95.